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3 Great Places to Find Spotify Playlists
You’ve probably heard about Spotify, the popular Swedish music-streaming service that finally made landfall in the United States three months ago. You’ve managed to score an invite, and you now have access to more music than you’ll ever be able to listen to … now what?
Playlists are a great…
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29 Ways to Stay Creative
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Stevie Wonder - Boogie on Reggae Woman: this song is bangin’ - love the electro bass
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BMW Motorcycle - a love story
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Iko Iko - The Belle Stars
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Interesting discussion going on over at Quora - How to improve Tumblr
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Why We Quit | Psychology Today
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There will be 7 billion people on earth by the end of 2011; a year long series - National Geographic Magazine
See pictures here: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2011/01/seven-billion/olson-photography
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Fyodor Dostoevsky: Rent was Too Damn High!
(via booklover)
Posted on January 1, 2011 via Better Book Titles with 1,316 notes
Source: betterbooktitles
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Made By American Child vs. Made By Chinese Child
LORD JESUS!
Wonder which one of these is going to make its way to the table during a dinner party? The one with the glossy finish that matches my napkins or the piece of shit that’s more than likely to spark the kind of seizures that culminate in people (my guests in this instance) …
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Best-Of Lists
They’re upon us again, folks, rambling listicles of journalistic fluff that defy the very nature of hipster hate: It’s an entire numbered column dedicated to stuff people like. Fuck that. We bring you 2010’s Top Ten Top Ten* Lists Hipsters Hate.
10. New York Times’ Top Films and Themes and Trends of 2010
What the fuck is happening here? What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Has A. O. Scott lost his fucking mind?
9. The Top Words of 2010
Guido and 3-D are on there because everyone is fucking stupid, apparently.
8. Times’ 50 Best Inventions of 2010
Yeah, really great that some rich assholes can now afford airplane cars and jet packs. Come back to me with some hangover-free whiskey and we’ll talk.
7. Wired’s Top 10 Most Significant Gadgets of 2010
Who can afford this shit? Is the recession over?
6. American Film Institute’s Top 10 Films of 2010
Mom and Dad sprang for Toy Story 3 and that was rad. The rest maybe I’ll Torrent when I come home drunk. Movie theaters are like repositories for sticky teenagers and the mentally unsound.
5. New York Times’ 10 Best Books of 2010
Freedom. That Cleopatra book. Yeah, looks like you forgot one, NYT. Fuck you.
4. PopEaters’ Biggest Celebrity Breakups of 2010
The story has “Splitsville!” in the headline… ‘Nuf said.
3. New York Times’ 110 Things New Yorkers Talked About in 2010
Holy fucking shit balls Christ who cares.
2. Pitchfork’s Top 50 Albums of 2010
Pfft. Kanye. That’s not simultaneously pandering and predictable or anything. And what the fuck is Vampire Weekend doing at #6? I thought we were over that madness.
1. Neilsen’s Top 10 TV shows of 2010
Click on this. No seriously, click on this. The fifth most-watched television show in America was the Dancing With the Stars motherfucking results show. [explodes]
*or another arbitrary numeral
(Photo)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le7ub4Dg7r1qzj1h3o1_r1_400.jpg)
Best-Of Lists
They’re upon us again, folks, rambling listicles of journalistic fluff that defy the very nature of hipster hate: It’s an entire numbered column dedicated to stuff people like. Fuck that. We bring you 2010’s Top Ten Top Ten* Lists Hipsters Hate.
10. New York Times’ Top Films and Themes and Trends of 2010
What the fuck is happening here? What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Has A. O. Scott lost his fucking mind?
Guido and 3-D are on there because everyone is fucking stupid, apparently.
8. Times’ 50 Best Inventions of 2010
Yeah, really great that some rich assholes can now afford airplane cars and jet packs. Come back to me with some hangover-free whiskey and we’ll talk.
7. Wired’s Top 10 Most Significant Gadgets of 2010
Who can afford this shit? Is the recession over?
6. American Film Institute’s Top 10 Films of 2010
Mom and Dad sprang for Toy Story 3 and that was rad. The rest maybe I’ll Torrent when I come home drunk. Movie theaters are like repositories for sticky teenagers and the mentally unsound.
5. New York Times’ 10 Best Books of 2010
Freedom. That Cleopatra book. Yeah, looks like you forgot one, NYT. Fuck you.
4. PopEaters’ Biggest Celebrity Breakups of 2010
The story has “Splitsville!” in the headline… ‘Nuf said.
3. New York Times’ 110 Things New Yorkers Talked About in 2010
Holy fucking shit balls Christ who cares.
2. Pitchfork’s Top 50 Albums of 2010
Pfft. Kanye. That’s not simultaneously pandering and predictable or anything. And what the fuck is Vampire Weekend doing at #6? I thought we were over that madness.
1. Neilsen’s Top 10 TV shows of 2010
Click on this. No seriously, click on this. The fifth most-watched television show in America was the Dancing With the Stars motherfucking results show. [explodes]
*or another arbitrary numeral
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Overheard during Black Swan (via kellyoxford)
James:I don't know about her, but I embody both Black and White swans.James:This is going to be one of those movies where they don't show her face and her feet in the same frame while she dances right?James:Kelly, look at how big my muscles are.James:Oh, oh she passed herself on the street. That's the black swan.James:(as Portman) "Hi, I'm the girl who fucked up in my audition yesterday."James:Kelly, I think I've seen this movie before.James:Here he goes, that French pig. Giving it to her, oh but she bit him. That's black swan material.James:He saw the black swan in her when she bit his lip and slapped his dink really hard.James:Too many mirrors. That picture's eyes moved. I don't like this movie. Ew, get a meal! Why is she so skinny?James:That's Barbara Hershey you know. (singing) She's crazy, craaaazy.James:When is this fucking Black Swan going to show up?James:Awww, what the fuck is wrong with this girl. I don't want to watch this. I don't want to watch this. Too gross.James:(As Kunis) "Hurry up! I gotta shit out here!"James:If this was a Sci-fi movie that angel would come to life. That would be sweet, if something happened.James:(Spanish accent) "I must penetrate you"James:There's lots of masturbating in this show.James:Isn't that Macauley Culkin's girlfriend?James:(Valley Girl accent) " I don't need any stuffies! I'm putting them all in the garbage. Bye you stupid stuffies!"James:Fuckin' giver Rick. That's what that was, the 'fuckin' giver Rick' speech.James:She has man feet.James:There's going to be a dead swan in there. Deep fried.James:I didn't like that at all. What was I supposed to like about that? The only part I liked was when she was masturbating with her bum in the air.Posted on December 29, 2010 via eject with 336 notes
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